How I Managed To Cut My Finger Doing Dishes? I Have No Idea

TONIGHT WAS EPIC! I made the most delicious pork chops ever! I also pounded out some veal and made some weird veal dish with a cream mushroom sauce. My mashed potatoes were also pretty epic. And then I had some weird panko breaded potato cake. Also a lettuce, bacon, pea mixture. That was delicious! So all in all a pretty good night, Chef said my pork was a little undercooked but everything else was good. YUM! Anybody want me to come over and make them pork chops?